June 2013
The Cellphone Vibration Song
my phone vibrated on my laptop and it recorded so i used that sample to make a fun lil song using just the vibration noise. i had fun
are you fucking kidding me
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:
- why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg
my life plan
- plan a: win the lottery
- plan b: there is no plan b
- plan c: refer to plan a
Coolest person evaaaa!
thanks honey boo boo

sorry for talking about the things i like so much
Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis
I think about this post a lot
now im just staring at my dick and thinking
well mine’s Coral Blue #5
Im so done

