waves.

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

slyclig:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

• why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg

punacceptable:

my life plan

• plan a: win the lottery
• plan b: there is no plan b
• plan c: refer to plan a

jaclcfrost:

sorry for talking about the things i like so much

staybeautifulhun:

the-one-exiled-angel:

majortvjunkie:

rnozzarellasticks:

hamburgay:

Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis

I think about this post a lot

now im just staring at my dick and thinking

well mine’s Coral Blue #5

Im so done